Anyway, I'm washing my hands in the office bathroom yesterday and I hear this guy talking on his phone in the stall. I also hear poop noises, and he's the only one in there.
"It's imperative that we go forward on this..."
Business talk like that mixed with pooping.
He ends it with, "I'm not at home, now. I'm in the office". And then he farts, bigtime. And then he flushes, biggertime!!!
No one, no one, no one is that important; no phone call is that important.
Then I thought about something a co-worker said about swearing and how "fuck" is a powerword for dominant businessmen, like dudes who jock their way into power. They swear like this to show they can get things done.
So is shitting while talking business a power move as well?
I will never succeed in business.
5 comments:
Ahhh...you are so wrong. We just need to form like Voltron and you can be the head. I'll take care of the swearing and the kids have farts on lock.
You need to be the head. I want to punch some buildings down first...
I think sexual harassment is a business powermove too. If you just grabbed someone's ass in the restroom and farted on them when they asked what you were doing, you'd so get a raise.
Only Dre Madden would do something such as that...
Dre Madden is a sick power hungry bitch......
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